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Don't worry. Here, have an orange
David Mellor
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It's only as simple as you want it to be
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Things got a little timey wimey back then
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She waved slightly and disappeared up her own armpit
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You can't recycle wasted time
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And of those who even noticed, no-one cared
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I got nothing, what do you want me to tell you?
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The bitterness that chews out at the end
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Nothing you do will change the future
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What if I say no?
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Are you joking me?
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Hustle, make like a housewife
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Focus on the manner of your failure for there is little hope of success
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If there was an escape you'd have found it by now
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But the other line is moving faster
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It's a perfect bubble, is it not?
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It's a long way down
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It was a moment, that's all it was
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It’s only when you can’t that you’ll really want to
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Eat your protein, lettuce isn't going to help
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Just sitting in the dark, admiring the view
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A Siberian tiger pounces without warning
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It may be your boat but you're not the captain
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Whatever you sweep under the carpet will bite your ankle when you least expect
