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A Morphine Dinner with Chloroform Dessert Is Popular, Duh!
Party Boy Sings
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A Physically Attractive Obese Obstacle Farts on My Monster Truck
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After Foreplay I Got a Receipt and Discount Coupons for Sexy Handshakes
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American Quality Boobies Imported from Europe, Implanted by a Japanese Cheerleader
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Attending Beard Grooming Class with Rabies and Sexy Homework
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Bathing with Your Lucky Aunt, In the Envious Kitchen Sink
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Boyfriend vs Girlfriend Farting in Sexy Straitjackets
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Bragging About My Single Mom’s Dancing Moves in the Strip-Club
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Chatting up a Sexy Bartender with Ruthless Farting and Tacos
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Chocolate Underwear Is Tasty, But Looks Like Poop! Oops and Doh!
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Dense Humidity Glued Shitty Junk to My Butt at the Mardi Gras Carnival
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Dickhead Toothache Cured with a Machete, Dynamite and Pooping Tortillas
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Fabulous Poop on an Adequate Prom Dress with Fancy Glitter and Sparkling Shit
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Famous Sexy Model Twerking Butt Against Sandpaper Hoping to Lose Weight
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Fancy Redneck Boobjob by a Rude Oddjobber on a Wacky Sandwich
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Farting Fumes in the Perfume Store with a Natural Strawberry Fragrance
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Farting in the Church Toilet, While the Preacher Is Enjoying Harcore Gospel Music
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Farting Love Squabble Affair with Skinny Mosquitoes
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Farting Non-Profit Organization Staff Are Fun Blind Dating Company
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Food Critics in Bizarre Outfits Verbally Mocking a Sexual Education Film
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Frightened by the Doorbell, I Peed My Pants While Screeching
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Funny Summer Cabin Farting Song (Mellow Cockroach Poop)
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Getting It on with Your Mother! Baking Pastries and Nibbles of Chocolate Chips
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Hard Vicious Cock Chasing a Pussycat at the Farmer’s Moist Handshake Convention
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Hickey on the Neck, Poop in the Pants, I Love You!
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Hooters, Jugs, Boobies, Breasts, Tits, Titties, Bosom and Huge Melons Song
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Humidity Wet My Pants, I Assure You I Didn´t Pee!
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Hypnotized by Sugar Coated Boobies, Geez!
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I Voted for Poop in the Presidential Election, But I Also Support Farts
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Jealous Metrosexual Boosting Egoistic Self-Esteem by Farting
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Jovial Boobs with Hickey Marks by a Sporty Unicorn Poop Song
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Juggling Boobies Barefoot with Blisters Is My Alibi!
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Keshanimal Farting Tik-Tok Ding-Dong Warrior Song with Blah Blah Hahahaaa!
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Kissing Garlic Breath Macho Men with Lovely Salsa-Dip in the Groin
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Leggy Muscle Car Owners Cruising Sensitive Vintage Scooters with Bandanas
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Lovable Imbecile Wearing Dorky Underwear on the Head
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Manful Music for Poor Macho Alpha-Males with the Cold
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Maternity Leave Farting, Puking and Barfing Song (Huge Boobs Rule!)
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Menstruating Origami Dial Tone Interfering My Vacation, Yikes!
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Mesmerized by Buttered Butts and Peachy Handbags
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My Prom Date Got Drunk, So I Farted in the Parking Lot and Became Prom Queen!
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My Rumbling Fart Shocked the Neighborhood Thinking It Was an Earthquake
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My Tremendous Piece of Shit Boyfriend Bought Me Flowers
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Nitwit Ninny Nincompoop and the Hypnotizing Idiotism
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Noob Stretching Silky Underwear Around the Head with Huge Temper
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On Detention in Homeschool for Chewing on Yummy Underwear in Class
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Oops! I Accidentally Went on Paternity Leave with Booze, Hookers and Boobies!
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Pinball with Rabbit Poop and Pastel Crayons, While Peeing on an Electric-Fence
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Pissed in the Gondola, Peeing Overboard While Swaying at the Police
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Posing Nude on the Boss’s Shiny Car, For the Drunk Parking Ticket Photoshoot
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Ridiculous Foreplay in the Bowling Alley with the Prom Queen
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Sailing on Poop in Ecstasy with Exotic Dope
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Scratching My Assets During a Nutritious Yummy Lunch-Break
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Sexy Underwear Tossing Game in the Parking Lot with Your Mother
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Smooth Criminal Bad Farting While Arrested Song (Oops I Poopoo!)
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Snapping Standard Passport Topless Pictures with an Accurate Photographer
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Sneeze Fart Dilemma Unique Penis Butt
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Snoring While Making Love in Wild Positions
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Soap-Bubbles Popped by Pointy Nipples
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Spitting Rainbows over My Bosses Desk, But No Pooping on the Chair
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Sticky Notes Prom Dress, Beach Sandals, Puke Tiara, Drunk Attitude and a Thong Song!
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Taco Necklace with Nacho Pearls Beautifying a Busty Cleavage
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The Doorknob Poked My Butt While Wearing Eatable Undies
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The Fake Boob Inspection by the Train Conductor Fooled Me!
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The Farting Prom Music Playlist Tilted, While I Browsed for Boobies
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The Naughty Butter Licking Episode Is Completely Bonkers!
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The Poop from My Desktop Was Put into the Trash Bin of Farts
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The Prom King Smoothly Assaulted the Prom Queen with Flowers, Hugs and Drunk Kisses
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The Short Career of My Modest Erection Got Noticed Worldwide
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Trespassing Athlete Tackled by Horny Toothless Female Samurai
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Waffles with Ipecac Syrup After Shagging, Double Yikes!
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Yikes! I´m Pasting Nudie Pics on the Boss’s Computer Screen Background!
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Yikes! Milkshake on the Prom Dress and Hamburgers in the Tiara!
